Gift conflict

Last night, I went to mass in Don Bosco Church with my bro. Good thing that my favorite priest, Fr. Armand Robleza, led the mass. He preaches well and I really love to listen to his sermons during Homily. Yesterday's sermon was ok and funny... as always naman.
disaster

He started greating us a very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Then, he started making kwento.. I wanna share it, so here goes..

There's this married couple. The husband is a CEO of a bank as his wife is a self-employed housewife. Every Christmas, the couple would always exchange gifts every morning of Christmas day, Dec.25. T'was a week before Christmas and so the hubby wondered what would she give to his wifey. At work, he asked for some advice to his secretary.

Hubby: Mag-suggest ka nga kung ano pwede ko ibigay kay misis.
Secretary: Sir, diamond jewelery. Necklace.. bracelets.. anything.
Hubby: Wag na yun. Last year yun na binigay ko eh, Ano pa?
Secretary: Hmm.. Kitchen stuffs, sir. Alam ko po mahilig sa magluto misis nyo.
Hubby: Ayoko nga, nung dating binigyan ko sya ang sabi nya wala daw akong alam sa kusina.. It's her kitchen at wag daw akong makialam.. Give me another suggestion.
Secretary: Sir, Lingerie!
Hubby: That's a good one. Ok, di 'ko alam sizes nya eh, tutal kilala mo naman misis ko, hanapan mo ng paraan para makuha size nya. Bayaran mo na lang using my bank account. Ok?
Secretary: Ok!
Hubby: Ay teka, since you're good in these things. Give me another gift suggestion for our parish priest. He's been kind to us since sya nagkasal sa amin and I think he deserve something. Something that would make him relax, etc.. Spa? Ok kaya yun?
Secretary: Nah..How about an all expense paid vacation trip to a wonderful and quiet place where he could really relax... How 'bout in Palawan, Sir?
Hubby: Good one! Sige, book him a vacation package. Ikaw na bahala sa lahat ah. I'll leave this all to you.

Christmas day comes and his hubby left his gift to her wifey in her lamp table para pagising nya, una nyang makikita yung gift. Pag-gising ni wifey, she opened the paper bag and got so surprised. She woke her hubby and said "Salamat sa gift, sweetheart!" Hubby replied, "You're welcome dear, ano nagustuhan mo ba?" Wifey replied, "Oo naman sweetie! Pero.... sino kasama ko sa Palawan?"


*NYAK!*